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I hate that I made all these twitter friends who vehemently disagree with me on a bunch of things SIGH

In other news I wish I knew what had triggered this week long asthma attack but I don't.....

If the tongue is a muscle, can you exercise it? Does it get bigger?

Yeah this is a 12 month chart so it has last Christmas in still lol

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Off to the emergency room, or whatever Gerard Way said

Saw a picture of my brother today and went "who's that??" because I genuinely don't know what my brother looks like lmao

There’s something I need to explain to you: You can’t compare Web1 to Web3 because on Web1 nobody cared about money until Yahoo showed up

*randomness in computers is a whole field of study that I am not gonna get into but like, as far as that goes, yeah it's random

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Just so you know, the not is genuinely 100% random*. It's just that the universe says they're meant to be

"oh you're were like a Japanese style lipstick"
"What do you mean?"
"It's dark and makes your lips look small"

I had a nail polish explosion all over my bed and the wall lmao

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